Why We Call
a Ship a She
By Rear
Admiral Francis D. Foley, U.S. Navy (Retired)
Naval
History, December 1998
A salty
retired U.S. Navy flag officer shuns the current
trend toward political correctness.
Ships are
referred to as "she" because men love them, but
this encompasses far more than just that.
Man-o'-war or merchantman, there can be a great
deal of bustle about her as well as a gang of
men on deck, particularly if she is slim-waisted,
well-stacked, and has an inviting
superstructure. It is not so much her initial
cost as it is her upkeep that makes you wonder
where you founder. She is greatly admired when
freshly painted and all decked out to emphasize
her cardinal points. If an aircraft carrier, she
will look in a mirror when about to be arrested,
and will wave you off if she feels you are
sinking too low or a little too high, day or
night. She will not hangar around with duds, but
will light you off and launch you into the wild
blue yonder when you muster a full head of
steam.
Even a
submarine reveals her topsides returning to
port, heads straight for the buoys, knows her
pier, and gets her breast-lines out promptly if
she is single-screwed. On departure, no ship
leaves port asleep, she always leaves a wake.
She may not mind her helm or answer to the old
man when the going gets rough, and can be
expected to kick up her heels on a family
squall.
A ship costs
a lot to dress, sometimes blows a bit of smoke,
and requires periodic overhauls to extend her
useful life. Some have a cute fantail, others
are heavy in the stern, but all have
double-bottoms which demand attention. When
meeting head-on, sound a recognition signal;
whistle! If she does not answer up, come about
and start laying alongside, but watch to see if
her ship is slowing . . . perhaps her slip is
showing? Then proceed with caution until danger
of collision is over and you can fathom how much
latitude she will allow.
If she does
not remain on an even keel, let things ride,
feel your way, and do not cross the line until
you determine weather the "do" point is right
for a prolonged blast. Get the feel of the helm,
stay on the right tact, keep her so, and she
will pay off handsomely. If she is in the
roaring forties, however, you may be in the
dangerous semi-circle, so do not expect much "luff,"
especially under bare poles. She may think you
are not under command or control and shove off.
If she edges aweigh, keep her steady as she
goes, but do not sink into the doldrums. Just
remember that "to furnish a ship requireth much
trouble, but to furnish a woman the cost is
double!"
To the women
who now help us "man" our ships, my apologies
for the foregoing. Only the opening phrase
presents my true feelings. After all, a ship's
bell(e) will always remain her most prized
possession, and every good ship has a heart,
just like yours. A trick at the wheel, like you,
would have been welcome aboard when I was on
"she" duty for 40 years. May God bless you all,
sweetheart!
Admiral
Foley is a long-time contributor to Naval
History and the U.S. Naval Institute
Proceedings. He lives in Annapolis, Maryland.